Monday, August 18, 2008

Niggers that inspire


So if you ever wondered what was on Michael Phelps's ipod as he prepared to wiggle in the water...I got the exclusive. In an exclusive interview with the Associated Press, Phelps says that he plays 9 songs leading up to every event and here is his list:

The Michael Phelps' Playlist

1. "Overnight Celebrity" - Twista
2. "Burn" - Usher
3. "Roses" - Outkast
4. "Till I Collapse" - Eminem
5. "Smile" - G Unit
6. "A Milli" - Lil' Wayne
7. "Hustlin" - Rick Ross
8. "Hello Brooklyn 2.0" - Jay-Z (featuring Lil Wayne)
9. "I Got What It Takes" - Young Jeezy

(Editors Note: Maybe all these niggas racing to escape from reality through their music helps to inspire Phelps to chase his dreams. For example:

1. "Overnight Celebrity" - Twista (Twista isn't even famous anymore)
2. "Burn" - Usher (Usher isn't even hot anymore)
3. "Roses" - Outkast (it ain't all roses, Andre and Big Boi aren't even on the same planet)
4. "Till I Collapse" - Eminem (Eminem stopped rappin 3 years ago)
5. "Smile" - G Unit (Gangsta Niggas don't smile, they just grin and get rich or die tryin')
6. "A Milli" - Lil' Wayne (Lil Wayne is on a payment plan for a 80G watch, a foreclosed house, and a milli dollar tax debt)
7. "Hustlin" - Rick Ross (seriously...do I even have to say it...ok so he's hustlin keys but signs a record deal with rival drug dealer and independent record company owner...or is he just a correction officer tellin the stories of his former inmates)
8. "Hello Brooklyn 2.0" - Jay-Z (featuring Lil Wayne) (Jay-Z doesn't come to Brooklyn and Lil' Wayne is from the suburbs of New Orleans)
9. "I Got What It Takes" - Young Jeezy (Absolutely no one believe Jeezy can sell keys for 17,500 and still turn a profit...or maybe he's just doing it to keep his street cred?)

1 comments:

wynie said...

interesting